Hark The Hungry Kitties Sing

Hark the hungry kitties sing
“Give us kitties everything!
Sushi, chicken, milk and cheese
Don’t expect us to say please!
Hear us yowl for lots of treats
Fish and fowl and fresh-cut meats
With some ice cream don’t forget!
We’ve always been your favorite pets!”
Hark the hungry kitties sing
“Give us kitties everything!”


Jingle Bells

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to hide
Beneath the Chevrolet, Hey!
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Jingle all the way
How we love to be the pets
Who always disobey!

Dashing through the house
As we chase each other ‘round
Scratching on the chair
And eating stuff we’ve found
Making lots of noise
At midnight is the best
And when the people go away
Is when we get our rest, Oh!


Joy to the Cat

Joy to the cat!
For now he’s home
We don’t know where he’s been!
He hid somewhere for days
And now he wants our praise
And rubs behind his ears
And rubs behind his ears
And rubs, and rubs behind his ears.

He rules the world!
And we obey
We give him what he wants!
He sleeps all afternoon
He yowls out of tune
It’s music to our ears
It’s music to our ears
It’s music, it’s music to our ears.


The Little Drumstick Cat

Come, they told me,
Pa rumpa pum pum
A new-baked bird we see
Pa rumpa pum pum
It’s in the oven there
Pa rumpa pum pum
We offer you a dare
Pa rumpa pum pum
Rumpa pum pum
Rumpa pum pum
Steal a drumstick now
Pa rumpa pum pum
And a plum.

So I waited,
Pa rumpa pum pum
My breath was bated
Pa rumpa pum pum
At last the bird was done
Pa rumpa pum pum
My time to act had come
Pa rumpa pum pum
Rumpa pum pum
Rumpa pum pum
So I wrangled it
Pa rumpa pum pum
And a plum.

All my kitty chums
Pa rumpa pum pum
They watched and cheered me on
Pa rumpa pum pum
They have their drumstick now
Pa rumpa pum pum
They have their sweet plum now
Pa rumpa pum pum
Rumpa pum pum
Rumpa pum pum
Then I had a bite
Pa rumpa pum pum
Yum yum yum.